Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

G+G       C majorC       G+G     C majorC
Wait for me in sunny orchards; back of beyond
  G+G      C majorC        G+G       C majorC
I’m hoping for directions from the Slough of Despond
G+G   C majorC    G+G            C majorC
 Sonia Lannaman sleeps with the fishes tonight
  G+G         C majorC      G+G      C majorC
And we’ll make love to Duck Stab and it’ll be alright.


FF      E MajorE        A minorAm  G+G    FF
“I need this life just like I need luminous strides”
   C majorC     E MajorE     FF   G+G FF
Said Harry the Dog to the copper.

G+G      C majorC        G+G        C majorC
I’m the evil fairground worker in a town near you
G+G       C majorC      G+G          C majorC
Let me on your moped – I can see it’s built for two
FF       E MajorE        A minorAm   G+G    FF
 I let Dwight Stones attempt a Fosbury over my head
C majorC     E MajorE      FF  G+G FF
 I want to live ‘till I die.


G+G     C majorC        G+G            C majorC
 Like a distinguished lady whipping the top off an egg
   G+G            C majorC       G+G     C majorC
I’ll throw your tyre ‘round a lamp-post as a tribute to youth.
FF     E MajorE      A minorAm   G+G     FF
 My my, Meltonian what would I do without you?
C majorC        E MajorE    FF  G+G    FF    C majorC
 The cemetery’s full of indispensable cobblers.


   Bb majorBb             FF         C majorC
Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la
   Bb majorBb             FF         C majorC
Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la
   Bb majorBb             FF         C majorC
Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la
   Bb majorBb             FF         C majorC
Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la
   Bb majorBb             FF         C majorC
Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la
   Bb majorBb             FF         C majorC
Ba ba baaa, ba da ba-ba da-da-da-daaa, la la la la la.