Third Track Main Camera Four Minutes chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

G+G
I got three from each section on the fixed odds coupon
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But I still don?t want to go to Cuba,
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?Cos Cuba?s the new destination; Cuba?s the new Iceland
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And it?ll be full of Italia Conti rejects, so no; I don?t want to go to Cuba,
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I?d much rather go down to Dorset
     A augmentedA     D7D7    G+G   A augmentedA     D7D7    G+G
With its wonderful Bulbarrow Hill. Wonderful Bulbarrow Hill.


     G+G
I?ve got fur in my kettle and a film on my tea
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I?m living in a hard water town, but I don?t let it get me down
G+G
Far from it.
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Should any man wish to make himself immortal by painting a picture of wretchedness
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Then he?d be wasting his time knocking on my door.
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Maybe go to Mr Galbraith?s over the road. There he is now, look. Alone in his polytunnel
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With his pitiful competition onions.
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Neglected for two weeks in Cuba: A augmentedA no rosette situation for Mr Galbraith.

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Oh he shouldn?t have gone to Cuba
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He should?ve just gone down to Dorset
     A augmentedA     D7D7    G+G   A augmentedA     D7D7    G+G
With its wonderful Bulbarrow Hill. Wonderful Bulbarrow Hill.


C majorC  D7D7  G+G   C majorC  D7D7  G+G
Ah???????????? Ah??????????? Pots and pans
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Ah???????????? Take off your coat or you won?t feel the benefit
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Ah???????????? And now I?m going to tell you something
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Ah???????????? Alright ? here we go


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If ever an album title was in dire need of an exclamation mark
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If ever an album title was in dire need of an exclamation mark, it surely had to be
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Frampton Comes Alive! Frampton Comes Alive! Run for the hills
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Frampton Comes Alive! One more time
C majorC    D7D7   G+G     G7G7
Frampton Comes Alive!