The Best Things In Life chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

C majorC           G+G
My uncle Charlie is a cynical man
    C majorC            G+G
And his wife's a touch sceptical too
      C majorC              G+G
They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van
     C majorC              G+G
It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"
    C majorC                 G+G
Well today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing
  C majorC               G+G
And Charlie launched a scathing attack
    C majorC                  G+G
When I asked him what I'd done he said "You stupid bastard
  C majorC        G+G    C majorC G+G C majorC G+G
We live in a cul-de-sac".
C majorC              G+G
Went to Dali's party it was fancy dress
C majorC              G+G
I just stuck an apple in my face
 C majorC              G+G
I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress
C majorC               G+G
Reckoned he beat Gagarin in to space
     C majorC    G+G     C majorC     G+G
He said "Hi there Salv, like sorry I'm late
     C majorC      G+G       C majorC     G+G
But I was getting done up as a Mogul Thrash Acetate"
C majorC    G+G     C majorC   G+G
Me I got bored, so I went home
C majorC    G+G    C majorC       G+G
Got into bed and came to the conclusion:
G+G        C majorC
There is nothing better in life
   D MajorD       C majorC      D MajorD       G+G
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G+G        C majorC
There is nothing better in life
   D MajorD       C majorC      D MajorD       G+G
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G+G        C majorC
There is nothing better in life
   D MajorD       C majorC      D MajorD       G+G
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G+G        C majorC
There is nothing better in life
   D MajorD       C majorC      D MajorD       C majorC
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
   D MajorD             D7D7      G+G
On a Saturday night instead of going to the pub.