Swerving The Checkatrade chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

Intro: FF  F7F7  FF  F7F7  FF  F7F7  FF  F7F7

verse 1
 FF
I heard you walking down our street
 DmDm
Emphatic boots on massive feet
 Bb majorBb      G minorGm        C7C7
Instinctively I knew what would ensue:
  FF
I?d have to strap on my guitar
  DmDm       A augmentedA
And tell the people near and far
   Bb majorBb         C7C7       FF   C7C7
?I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you?.

FF             DmDm
 Swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
Bb majorBb      G minorGm        C7C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you
  FF        A augmentedA
My heart is like a hand grenade
  DmDm          Bb majorBb
My head feels like it?s been waylaid
G minorGm      C7C7        FF  C7C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.

verse 2
  FF
I?d followed you for half a mile
  DmDm
And in what seemed like quite a while
 Bb majorBb       G minorGm        C7C7
I found a way in which to tell it true:
   FF       A augmentedA
Oh, I like a pint, I like a brawl
 DmDm        A augmentedA
I like a scone but most of all
  Bb majorBb         C7C7        FF  C7C7
I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you.


   FF             DmDm
Yeah, swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
Bb majorBb     G minorGm       C7C7
 So we may get to bill and coo
  FF         A augmentedA
I?d weighed up all the pro?s and con?s
  DmDm        Bb majorBb
Of watching th?under twenty-ones
G minorGm      C7C7        FF  C7C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.

Outro
  FF
Oh, let me gaze upon your curves
 DmDm        Bb majorBb
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
G minorGm      C7C7        FF  A augmentedA
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
G minorGm      C7C7        FF  A augmentedA
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
G minorGm      C7C7        FF
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.