San Antonio Foam Party chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

(Intro: D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA B minorBm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA)
D MajorD       A augmentedA      D MajorD        A augmentedA
If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia
B minorBm        G+G   D MajorD         A augmentedA   D MajorD       A augmentedA
Trapped inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek.
D MajorD             A augmentedA
Your weird dreams don't impress in any way;
  D MajorD             A augmentedA
In dreams weird things are mundane and everyday
B minorBm         G+G D MajorD     A augmentedA  D MajorD          A augmentedA
Strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home.
B minorBm
Try and get your arse downtown next week
                     G+G     A augmentedA
I'm gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey.
B minorBm
That Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons
            G+G           A augmentedA
I've seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards.
   D MajorD             A augmentedA
'The reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think'
   D MajorD                  A augmentedA
Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you don't know what I think
B minorBm      G+G           D MajorD
Is your lake about - now let's see -
        A augmentedA  D MajorD       A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA         D MajorD    A augmentedA
A majorA hundred miles deep and ninety below and is it home to sharks?
   B minorBm                        G+G
It's gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo
D MajorD      A augmentedA D MajorD      A augmentedA   D MajorD
Sniffer dogs in flourescent bibs.
A augmentedA            D MajorD   A augmentedA           D MajorD    A augmentedA
I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
            D MajorD   A augmentedA           D MajorD
I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
            A augmentedA
This is me pleading for some civic pride;
D MajorD            A augmentedA
Use it or lose it - the Park & Ride
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Twin town said we just weren't cool
  D MajorD          A augmentedA
So now we got a suicide pact with Goole.
           D MajorD   A augmentedA
I've seen the circuit boards
            D MajorD   A augmentedA           D MajorD