Chords with lyrics
Half man half biscuit
restless legs
C majorC
Here she lies in the fleecy gown
FF AB
by my side in the eiderdown
C majorC AM
but she can't get a ticket to morning town
cause I have restless legs
C majorC
Boring though this film may be
FF AB
Slumber still won't visit thee
C majorC AM
so long as you stay next to me
FF G+G C majorC
for I have restless legs
C majorC
Milky drink and sudafed
FF AB
that should sort you out she said
C majorC AM
as I kicked myself clean out of the bed
FF G+G C majorC
praise these restless legs
C majorC
Homeopathic cures I sort
FF AB
all in all its come to nought
C majorC AM
I wish it was some astronaut
FF G+G C majorC
who had these restless legs
4 o 6 and I'm wide awake
FF AB
and uncontrollable urge to take
C majorC AM
a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
FF G+G C majorC
just to stretch these restless legs
C majorC
No sympathy from Uncle Greg
FF AB
nor indeed from Aunty Meg
C majorC AM
but thank god I'm not Jake the peg
FF G+G C majorC
with a extra restless leg
C majorC
So come the day when I don't exist
FF AB
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
C majorC AM
don't go botherin' the exorcist
FF G+G C majorC
its just my restless legs
FF G+G C majorC
its just my restless legs