Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard
Difficulty: Novice
(Intro C majorC G+G C majorC G+G)
C majorC G+G
Oh darling sugar honey
C majorC G+G
When it was nice and sunny
C majorC G+G
And when I had some money
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
We would go and see Echo And The Bunny men.
C majorC G+G
Since I was eight I’ve loved you
C majorC G+G
Through garden gates I’ve shoved you
C majorC G+G
Then there’s the time I slashed you
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
And you had to go to hospital.
C majorC G+G
Now you are gone forever
C majorC G+G
Shot by your Uncle Trevor
C majorC G+G
My story seems so tragic
C majorC G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
Ali Bongo’s good at contortionism.
A minorAm G+G FF G+G
Oh he’s much better than David Nixon ever was
A minorAm G+G FF G+G A minorAm G+G FF G+G
Woh oh oh oo-ooh.
C majorC G+G
Slowly I picked my life up
C majorC G+G
Now I go and pick the wife up
C majorC G+G
She works at Marks & Spencer’s
C majorC G+G
La la la Lech Walesas.
C majorC G+G
When Cupid threw her last dart
C majorC G+G
You girl were still in my heart
C majorC G+G
I love you more than ever
C majorC G+G D MajorD D MajorD G+G
Even though I married Trevor.