Reasons To Be Miserable Part 10 tab by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro

[Intro]

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A augmentedA fairly attractive girl walks past a building site
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And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear (whistle), ta Neil
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And you stand there witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation,
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Wanting to twist your own brain out as they sit satisfied
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On their newly built wall, laughing their hods off.
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Cringe!

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Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead
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It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.

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And there’s the person who collects all things Pierrot and loves Siamese cats
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And thinks they’re sophisticated ‘cos they eat Fry’s Chocolate Cream
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And they’d do anything to spend the night with that fella off the Turkish Delight advert
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Who’s full of eastern monosodium glutamate,
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And they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall
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And they go to charity shops and tend to become slightly orgasmic
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At the thought of vampire lust.

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Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead
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It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.

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Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead
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It’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away the days in bed.


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And I don’t know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either!