Chords with lyrics
[Intro]
G+G C majorC D MajorD (x6)
G+G C majorC D MajorD G+G
Come see the townsfolk keenly gathered round the gibbet
C majorC D MajorD G+G C majorC
Got a book of five hundred cloakroom tickets
D MajorD G+G
See what they’ve gone and done
C majorC D MajorD
To the trendy mother from the sitcom,
G+G C majorC
When she said “Penny for ‘em?”
D MajorD D7D7
To her teenage son, who was staring into space.
G+G C majorC D MajorD G+G
Comedy hypnotist, when you wake up you’ll be me
C majorC D MajorD G+G
And you’ll walk to the side of the road and you’ll see
C majorC D MajorD G+G
All the cars and the lorries and the buses and vans
C majorC D MajorD G+G
But to you they’ll be like “ooh savoury snacks!”
C majorC D MajorD
When you’re feeling really hungry
G+G C majorC D MajorD D7D7 G+G C majorC D MajorD
You can just step out and eat one, go on, you know you want to.
[Instrumental]
G+G C majorC D MajorD (x5)
G+G C majorC D MajorD
Runrig with special guest Mike Peters
G+G C majorC D MajorD G+G
Red and white, black and white, blue and white bandanas
C majorC D MajorD G+G
See what we’ve gone and done
C majorC D MajorD
To the band who got a bit pompous,
G+G C majorC D MajorD D7D7
They called their fan club an Information Service.
G+G C majorC D MajorD G+G
Agony Aunt if I had the arse of a crow
C majorC D MajorD G+G
And the wings of a sparrow, and you were below
C majorC D MajorD G+G
Sitting on park bench in memory of
C majorC D MajorD G+G
Bad dreams with a girl you’ve loved for most of your life
C majorC D MajorD G+G C majorC D MajorD
With an IRN D MajorD J, at an A&R showcase
D7D7
A&R showcase.
[Instrumental]
G+G C majorC D MajorD (x4)
G+G C majorC D MajorD G+G C majorC D MajorD
PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook; quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge
G+G C majorC D MajorD G+G C majorC D MajorD
PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook; quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge
G+G C majorC D MajorD G+G C majorC D MajorD
PRS, PRS golf weekend, I used to think that you had to attend.
[Instrumental]