Petty Sessions chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit


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I stick me big nose in

When I go out

Sealed-off car park
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What’s it all about?

I like an altercation with a member of staff
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“That was a ten pound note!”

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I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
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I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
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I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
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And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”

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Facebook Mum

YouTube Dad

Sea Bass, Man Bag
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Fifty quid to Chad

Would the congregation like to rise and sing
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Hymn number 252

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Here come the Barmy Army
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They’re absolutely crazy
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Bart, Elvis and the baby
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Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.