On Passing Lilac Urine chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

[Intro]

D MajorD  G+G D MajorD  D MajorD G+G A augmentedA


[Verse]

D MajorD                  G+G        A augmentedA
Certain things have always been and ever more shall be
D MajorD                  G+G      A augmentedA
Walking down this country lane I’ll almost guarantee
D MajorD             G+G        A augmentedA
North, South, East, West, twixt twelve and two
     D MajorD                  G+G      A augmentedA    D MajorD
There’s a water board man in a water board van using up his hour in lieu.

[Instrumental]

D MajorD  G+G D MajorD  D MajorD G+G A augmentedA


[Verse]

D MajorD              G+G         A augmentedA
Don’t get too excited boy although it’s nearly spring
     D MajorD               G+G        A augmentedA
‘Cos the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds can sing
D MajorD         G+G         A augmentedA
Some say some day one of these fine nights
  D MajorD                G+G     A augmentedA     D MajorD
The council’s gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool lights.


I’m Slim Shady; I’m the real Slim Shady

The other Slim Shady’s gone to play tennis.

[Instrumental]

E minorEm G+G E minorEm G+G E minorEm G+G A augmentedA


[Verse]

D MajorD              G+G         A augmentedA
I keep well away from places where they tend to wear
D MajorD                G+G       A augmentedA
Glasses I am certain they don’t really need to wear
D MajorD       G+G     A augmentedA
Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD
D MajorD                      G+G     A augmentedA   D MajorD    D MajorD  G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Keep it upstairs till the bailiff’s been and I’ll make herbal tea.