Numanoid Hang Glide chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

(intro) A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE (x4)
A augmentedA                      D MajorD     E MajorE
Please don?t tell me what you think while I tell you about
  A augmentedA                 D MajorD        E MajorE
The copse that I retreat to where I?m hemmed in by the Larch
   A augmentedA              D MajorD      E MajorE
Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head
A augmentedA                  D MajorD   E MajorE
Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while.
FF       BbmBbm       DmDm        A augmentedA
I was best man dead in our road four years on the run
FF        BbmBbm        DmDm      G+G      A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE (x2)
Always chose the same demise ? dehydration, on a long jog.


   A augmentedA                D MajorD         E MajorE
Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knee
  A augmentedA                 D MajorD        E MajorE
You hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease
  A augmentedA               D MajorD       E MajorE
The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind
  A augmentedA                  D MajorD   E MajorE
And have to write them all down for the nurse.
FF     BbmBbm     DmDm       A augmentedA
Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool
FF       BbmBbm     DmDm      G+G
Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates.

(instr) A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE (x4) FF BbmBbm DmDm A augmentedA  FF BbmBbm DmDm G+G


C majorC     A minorAm   DmDm       G+G
I said to Jesus, ?How much do you love me??
C majorC    A minorAm        DmDm             G+G
He said ?This much? and he stretched out his arms and died
  C majorC       A augmentedA    DmDm       G+G
And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply?
  C majorC      A augmentedA        DmDm     G+G
Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO
   C majorC   A minorAm DmDm G+G     C majorC   A minorAm DmDm G+G
Speedwagon,       Speedwagon.

DmDm    G+G     DmDm    G+G
La, la la la, la la la, la la la
DmDm    G+G     DmDm    G+G      C majorC
La, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.