Letters Sent chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

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Keeper you've just made a decent save

So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave?
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Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid
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Especially when they haven't done much wrong.
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Please cease the trait.

Thank you to whoever found my purse

Also when I fell, the passing nurse
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And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon
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Chartist demonstrators in the square.
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Those on the ward, yours much restored.

I disagree entirely with your choice

Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice
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I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens
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A augmentedA nice day out but best to take a flask.
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Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say
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The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you.

Sewage farm an absolute disgrace

Picnic table somewhat out of place
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Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order
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And there's too much chlorine in the pool.
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Thirteen across - where was the clue?
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