Its Cliched To Be Cynical At Christmas chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

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Now how did I guess you were going to express
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Your disdain at the crane with the bright fairy lights
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And you?d moan at the snow ?cos your car wouldn?t go
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Oh it?s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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And you don?t have a tree and your smile has a fee
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All the same here?s a card for your boring façade
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Jingle Bells, piney smells, all the boys and the girls
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Say it?s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.
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Oh it?s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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See how we yawn at your bile and your scorn
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It?s a beautiful day Peace on Earth has been played
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Make a noise with your toys and ignore the killjoys
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?Cos it?s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.
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Oh it?s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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I saw three ships come sailing in
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Come sailing in, come sailing in,
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I saw three ships come sailing in
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On Christmas Day in the morning.