Hedley Verityesque chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

(intro A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE A, A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
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Found a nice little cove where nobody else goes
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Took a trip 'round the Caves of Drach
        E MajorE
And said 'It's good to explore the more cultural aspects'.
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Hedley Verityesque, she passed into folklore
             D MajorD
Trod on the lines in the pavement
           E MajorE
And said 'There's no room for enigmas in built-up areas'.
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Sweats who think they're hard, sweats who think they're hard
  C majorC       A minorAm
My head no end do in, head no end do in
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Brakes fail in the rain down memory lane
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Come re-live my paper round with me.
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And I don't see any more, I don't see any more pent up Alsatians
             D MajorD
They used to wait by the door
       E MajorE
And say 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
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And I don't want any more, I don't want any more stark German film noirs
            D MajorD
And I could well do without
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The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters.
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You were in my hall, now you're on my wall
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Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - get in the hole.
C majorC       A minorAm
In some warm lagoon, in some warm lagoon
   C majorC       A minorAm
I'll be with Ayshea soon, be with Ayshea soon
DmDm         A minorAm  DmDm     A minorAm
Brakes fail in the rain down memory lane
DmDm                E MajorE
Come re-live my paper round with me.
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And I don't see any more, I don't see any more big mad Alsatians
             D MajorD
They used to wait by the door
        E MajorE
And sing 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
A augmentedA          D MajorD           E MajorE         A augmentedA
And I don't need any more, I don't need any more stark German film noirs
            D MajorD
And I could well do without
  E MajorE
The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters

When all of the audience try to convince themselves

That what they're doing is silly but acceptable
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