Carry On Cremating chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

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We?re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree
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We?re hardly the Bayeux in rock?s rich tapestry
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We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath
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I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath.

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
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Alex Haley was adopted ? that?s what?s called a disappointment.

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When England won the World Cup back in 1966
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Wembley must have been a sea of smiles
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Well I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well
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When he said ?Just look at Nobby Stiles? yeah.

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
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Alex Haley was adopted ? that?s what?s called a disappointment.

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Oh they?re still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised
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Come on now, let?s face it, she was fat
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It usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized
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Who would ever want to look like that?

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She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers
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I could never get her on my portable TV.
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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
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Alex Haley was adopted ? that?s what?s called a disappointment.