Chords with lyrics
Intro: E MajorE
verse 1
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To think you could be sitting watching telly by the fire
Instead of being subjected to this,
To think someone suggested you d be pleasantly surprised
And wouldn t feel the need to poo and piss.
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Well, blame your partner; direct that flack at your partner
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Though yes, I ll accept I m the focus of your ire.
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Gail and Sonya have gone down town on a hen night
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And they won t be back until daylight, one assumes.
verse 2
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This is like a dream you ve dreamed you d dream about one night
This is where you never want to be,
This is where some fella standing next to you may shout:
Do that one about the Zuiderzee .
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Hold your horses; we might play one you ll relate to
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A augmentedA song you could even gyrate to in a while.
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Ooh baby ? sue the dating agency maybe
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They should have sent you Robert of Blaby, in his Merc (Blaby s in Leicestershire).
Intro
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Home sweet home; Facebook, Gogglebox, wine
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Who s Stuart Boam, and why s he swimming in brine?
verse 3
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Yes, of course I realise now we re not your cup of tea
Even worse it s late and you re still here,
Possibly, just possibly we ve raised a knowing smile
Though probably you just need further beer.
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Mine s a pint of Thatcher s Entirely Blameless
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And we shall forever be nameless, you and I.
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Gail and Sonya, I think may have played a joke on ya
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So by way of small consolation I decree: ? your ordeal is over here.