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Bladderwrack Allowance chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Intro: Chord diagramE MajorE

verse 1
   Chord diagramE MajorE
To think you could be sitting watching telly by the fire

Instead of being subjected to this,

To think someone suggested you d be pleasantly surprised

And wouldn t feel the need to poo and piss.
      Chord diagramA augmentedA          Chord diagramE MajorE          Chord diagramA augmentedA                       Chord diagramE MajorE
Well, blame your partner; direct that flack at your partner
       Chord diagramA augmentedA                        Chord diagramE MajorE             Chord diagramB7B7
Though yes, I ll accept I m the focus of your ire.
Chord diagramA augmentedA        Chord diagramE MajorE          Chord diagramA augmentedA                   Chord diagramE MajorE
Gail and Sonya have gone down town on a hen night
         Chord diagramA augmentedA                   Chord diagramE MajorE               Chord diagramB7B7       Chord diagramE MajorE
And they won t be back until daylight, one assumes.

verse 2
Chord diagramE MajorE
This is like a dream you ve dreamed you d dream about one night

This is where you never want to be,

This is where some fella standing next to you may shout:

 Do that one about the Zuiderzee .
Chord diagramA augmentedA         Chord diagramE MajorE          Chord diagramA augmentedA                       Chord diagramE MajorE
Hold your horses; we might play one you ll relate to
  Chord diagramA augmentedA                     Chord diagramE MajorE            Chord diagramB7B7
Chord diagramA augmentedA song you could even gyrate to in a while.
Chord diagramA augmentedA   Chord diagramE MajorE      Chord diagramA augmentedA                     Chord diagramE MajorE
Ooh baby ? sue the dating agency maybe
     Chord diagramA augmentedA                              Chord diagramE MajorE             Chord diagramB7B7
They should have sent you Robert of Blaby, in his Merc (Blaby s in Leicestershire).

Intro
Chord diagramF#F#         Chord diagramE MajorE                          Chord diagramBB
Home sweet home; Facebook, Gogglebox, wine
Chord diagramF#F#           Chord diagramE MajorE                              Chord diagramBB        Chord diagramE MajorE
Who s Stuart Boam, and why s he swimming in brine?

verse 3
Chord diagramE MajorE
Yes, of course I realise now we re not your cup of tea

Even worse it s late and you re still here,

Possibly, just possibly we ve raised a knowing smile

Though probably you just need further beer.
Chord diagramA augmentedA        Chord diagramE MajorE       Chord diagramA augmentedA                   Chord diagramE MajorE
Mine s a pint of Thatcher s Entirely Blameless
    Chord diagramA augmentedA                   Chord diagramE MajorE                 Chord diagramB7B7
And we shall forever be nameless, you and I.
Chord diagramA augmentedA        Chord diagramE MajorE        Chord diagramA augmentedA                            Chord diagramE MajorE
Gail and Sonya, I think may have played a joke on ya
      Chord diagramA augmentedA                 Chord diagramE MajorE          Chord diagramB7B7                                  Chord diagramF#F# Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramBB  Chord diagramF#F# Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramBB
So by way of small consolation I decree: ? your ordeal is over here.

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