Arthurs Farm chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Chords with lyrics

(intro BB G# minorG#m E MajorE F#F# x4)
BB        G# minorG#m            E MajorE         F#F#
Arthur Askey and Douggie-Wouggie Bader went down to the animal farm
BB               G# minorG#m
Douggie bored a boar with his stories from the war
   E MajorE               F#F#
And explained about the boil on his palm.
 BB             G# minorG#m
Napoleon, very pink offered both of them a drink
   E MajorE            F#F#
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
BB                G# minorG#m
Come the hour of four they were legless to be sure
  E MajorE             F#7F#7
Not one of them had even had a wink of sleep.
  BB         E MajorE      F#F#
And everybody sang as loud as they could
BB         E MajorE     F#F#
'Two legs bad but four legs good'
BB            E MajorE    F#F#    BB G# minorG#m E MajorE F#F# (x2)
This made the boys feel pretty oppressed.
BB             G# minorG#m
Came the new realm it was A augmentedA A majorA at the helm
   E MajorE                 F#F#
While Douggers played 'Luftwaffe' on the roofs.
   BB            G# minorG#m
After amputating limbs all the others wrote new hymns
   E MajorE             F#F#
And a signpost said 'Second Hand Hooves'.
BB            G# minorG#m
Years passed by, double grazing in the sty
    E MajorE            F#F#
It was good but it was total apathy.
   BB              G# minorG#m
Everybody arsed around and that 'beasts of England' sound
     E MajorE           F#7F#7
Had been ruined by a busy, busy bee.
  BB             E MajorE      F#F#
And chants were heard from the East to the West
BB          E MajorE    F#F#
'Four legs good but no legs best'
BB     E MajorE     F#7F#7  BB F#7F#7
Invalidity reigned supreme.
  BB             E MajorE      F#F#
And chants were heard from the East to the West
BB          E MajorE    F#F#
'Four legs good but no legs best'
BB           E MajorE     F#F#  BB G# minorG#m E MajorE F#F# (x4) F#7F#7