Coolest Fucking Bitch In Town chords by Haley Blais

• Capo on 3rd

Key: Bb

🎸 Intro:

C  G  D    C  G  D



🎸 Verse 1:
C             G               D
Crying in the backseat of your parent's car
                  C
You said that you don’t have a curfew anymore
       G                   D
23 and trying to keep your life from going sour
           C
And your mother's getting married in fall
                         G
And you know that she is happy
     D
That things will be okay
           C
But you wonder what will happen christmas day
                         G
And I don't know what to tell you
   D                 G
To make you not feel sad
     C           G           D    G  C  G  D    C  G  D
So I offer my condolences to dad

🎸 Verse 2:
C               G
Am I just a hypocrite
   D
Or is there something wrong with it
  Cmaj7                G         D
I want my therapist to think I’m cool
  C                        G        D
I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home
 Cmaj7               G       D
Okay I'm just a liar I never went


🎸 Chorus:
           G      C
But if you see me out
                             G        C
Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town
                                 G       C
You want to drink a drink that's watered down
                    Cmaj7  G   C  G N.C.
It'll just take you longer


🎸 Verse 3:
C                        D
Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago
  Cmaj7             C               D
I guess it could be good for just a laugh
Cmaj7                   G
Is it just a privileged thought
  D
I ask you once but I forgot
    C                G               D
I'm not the only one that's split in half


🎸 Chorus:
           Gmaj7 C
But if you see   me out
C                            G     D  C
Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town
Cmaj7                            G       Cmaj7
You want to drink a drink that’s watered down
                    C
It’ll just take you longer


🎸 Interlude:
Cmaj7    Em  Cmaj7    Em  Cmaj7     Em  Cmaj7
Em  C    Em


🎸 Outro:
Cmaj7          Em  Cmaj7         Em
Coolest fucking    bitch in town
Cmaj7          Em  Cmaj7         Em
Coolest fucking    bitch in town
Cmaj7          Em  Cmaj7         Em
Coolest fucking    bitch in town
Cmaj7          Em  Cmaj7         Em
Coolest fucking    bitch in town
Cmaj7   N.C.
Coolest fucking bitch in town