[Intro] - Fast -play once- - A Am7 G C x3 - A G A -- Am7 G A x4 [verse] A Hey mark it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your dad a beer D And do us all a favor A Get your punk ass out of here I think our son's retarded
He likes to read not watch tv D He never plays no football A With the kids across the street [verse] A Hey mom hey dad yeah sports are great If you like touching other men D But when we touch each other off the field A Well this becomes a sin So I understand you think I'm slow But I don't want to be like you D Because of you and mommy A It's what I was born to do (yee haw) [chorus] D G A I'm destroying the world D G A I don't really give a shit cuz it feels so god damn cool D G A I'm destroying the world D G A I don't really give a shit no Am7 G A x3 [verse] A Sorry son we understand That you just don't fit in D So I filled your mom's prescription A You'll be one of us again I don't give a shit bout what you think You made me just who I am D I'm taking up the banjo A To execute my evil plan [chorus/outro] D G A I'm destroying the world D G A I don't really give a shit cuz it feels so god damn cool D G A I'm destroying the world D G A I don't really give a shit no Gon Git A Am7 G C x4