I'm Destroying The World chords by Guttermouth

[Intro]
- Fast         -play once-
- A Am7 G C x3 - A G A  -- Am7 G A x4


[verse]
    A
Hey mark it's fourth and goal

Why don't you get your dad a beer
    D
And do us all a favor
         A
Get your punk ass out of here

I think our son's retarded

He likes to read not watch tv
   D
He never plays no football
         A
With the kids across the street

[verse]
    A
Hey mom hey dad yeah sports are great

If you like touching other men
    D
But when we touch each other off the field
     A
Well this becomes a sin

So I understand you think I'm slow

But I don't want to be like you
   D
Because of you and mommy
          A
It's what I was born to do (yee haw)

[chorus]
D       G          A
I'm destroying the world
D              G                  A
I don't really give a shit cuz it feels so god damn cool
D       G          A
I'm destroying the world
D              G           A
I don't really give a shit no


Am7 G A x3

[verse]
A
Sorry son we understand

That you just don't fit in
     D
So I filled your mom's prescription
          A
You'll be one of us again

I don't give a shit bout what you think

You made me just who I am
    D
I'm taking up the banjo
      A
To execute my evil plan


[chorus/outro]
D       G          A
I'm destroying the world
D              G                  A
I don't really give a shit cuz it feels so god damn cool
D       G          A
I'm destroying the world
D              G           A
I don't really give a shit no


            Gon Git
A Am7 G C x4