The Failing Couples Of Facebook chords by Gus Johnson

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: D

Difficulty: Novice

Gus Johnson - The Failing Couples of Facebook

Verse:
      D
We're together yes, we're dating and it's going really bad
       G
But we don't want all our friends to know that we are really sad
          A
I want to stick it to those bitches Pam and Kimberly from work
      Dsus4                                  D
If my mom finds out we're splitting she will be a real jerk
   D
We both seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know
       G
you're right you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show
      A
Let's post some sappy captions and some photos on the town
      Dsus4                                      D
Maybe then our pals will think we're filled with smiles instead of frowns
          D
'He's the best!' 'She's the one!' 'So impressed!' 'Having fun!'
        G
When it comes to happy couple's we are couple number one
    A
Our mission is accomplished, we faked another day
    Dsus4                                   D
And now we're filled with pain- we'd rather stuff it all away

Outro:
N.C.
Think we nailed it
N.C.
Shut up
N.C.
Okay