The Failing Couples Of Facebook chords by Gus Johnson

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Key: D MajorD

Difficulty: Novice

Gus Johnson - The Failing Couples of Facebook

Verse:
   D MajorD
We're together yes, we're dating and it's going really bad
    G+G
But we don't want all our friends to know that we are really sad
     A augmentedA
I want to stick it to those bitches Pam and Kimberly from work
   Dsus4Dsus4                 D MajorD
If my mom finds out we're splitting she will be a real jerk
  D MajorD
We both seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know
    G+G
you're right you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show
   A augmentedA
Let's post some sappy captions and some photos on the town
   Dsus4Dsus4                   D MajorD
Maybe then our pals will think we're filled with smiles instead of frowns
     D MajorD
'He's the best!' 'She's the one!' 'So impressed!' 'Having fun!'
    G+G
When it comes to happy couple's we are couple number one
  A augmentedA
Our mission is accomplished, we faked another day
  Dsus4Dsus4                  D MajorD
And now we're filled with pain- we'd rather stuff it all away

Outro:
N.C.
Think we nailed it
N.C.
Shut up
N.C.
Okay