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Peeing On The Seat chords by Gus Johnson

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Chord diagramD MajorD

Difficulty: Novice

Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat

Chorus 1:
  Chord diagramD MajorD
I took a little pee
  Chord diagramA augmentedA
I dribbled on the seat
  Chord diagramB minorBm              Chord diagramG+G
I see no problem, what's the harm
   Chord diagramA augmentedA              Chord diagramD MajorD
In wiping with my feet?

Verse 1:
  Chord diagramB minorBm             Chord diagramG+G
Chord diagramA augmentedA sock is just a towel
        Chord diagramA augmentedA                   Chord diagramD MajorD    D/C#
That is wrapped around your foot
        Chord diagramB minorBm                  Chord diagramG+G
There's nothing wrong with using it
   Chord diagramA augmentedA
To wipe away your schmutz

Pre-Chorus:
Chord diagramD MajorD
Yes there is
      Chord diagramG+G
(Sweetheart, what's this )
     Chord diagramD MajorD
It's obvious
     Chord diagramG+G
(I'm trying to piss)

Chorus 2:
Chord diagramD MajorD
That is disgusting
Chord diagramA augmentedA
I'll have no such thing
Chord diagramB minorBm                 Chord diagramG+G
You're in trouble, urine bubbles
Chord diagramA augmentedA                  Chord diagramD MajorD
Aren't for socking cling

Verse 2:
Chord diagramB minorBm                  Chord diagramG+G
Babe, that's just revolting
         Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramD MajorD     D/C#
And when will you ever learn
     Chord diagramB minorBm                Chord diagramG+G
That walking 'round in urine
          Chord diagramA augmentedA
Will just fill the place with germs?

Pre-Chorus:
Chord diagramD MajorD
Wait a minute
 Chord diagramG+G
(Yes, what is it )
Chord diagramD MajorD
Take it back
     Chord diagramG+G
(And why is that )

Verse 3:
       Chord diagramB minorBm               Chord diagramG+G
You've gone and blown a snotty sneeze
      Chord diagramA augmentedA              Chord diagramD MajorD     D/C#
Right into both your hands
       Chord diagramB minorBm               Chord diagramG+G
That's fifteen times as germy
      Chord diagramE minorEm            Chord diagramA augmentedA
But I get your reprimand?

Verse 4:
    Chord diagramB minorBm               Chord diagramG+G
But this was just an accident
      Chord diagramA augmentedA                  Chord diagramD MajorD     D/C#
While yours was lame and gross
       Chord diagramB minorBm              Chord diagramG+G
You're filling up this house with nasty
Chord diagramE minorEm           Chord diagramA augmentedA
Residues the most

Breakdown:
    Chord diagramD MajorD
But sweetheart, that'll never matter
Chord diagramG+G
Not one single ounce
       Chord diagramB minorBm
That's good advice
     Chord diagramE minorEm
This place is nice
         Chord diagramA augmentedA
But it's not even our house
           Chord diagramG+G  Chord diagramA augmentedA        Chord diagramD MajorD
We're just robbing the place

Outro:
N.C.
Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!
N.C.
I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.
N.C.
Good!

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