Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Key: D MajorD
Difficulty: Novice
Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat
Chorus 1:
D MajorD
I took a little pee
A augmentedA
I dribbled on the seat
B minorBm G+G
I see no problem, what's the harm
A augmentedA D MajorD
In wiping with my feet?
Verse 1:
B minorBm G+G
A augmentedA sock is just a towel
A augmentedA D MajorD D/C#
That is wrapped around your foot
B minorBm G+G
There's nothing wrong with using it
A augmentedA
To wipe away your schmutz
Pre-Chorus:
D MajorD
Yes there is
G+G
(Sweetheart, what's this )
D MajorD
It's obvious
G+G
(I'm trying to piss)
Chorus 2:
D MajorD
That is disgusting
A augmentedA
I'll have no such thing
B minorBm G+G
You're in trouble, urine bubbles
A augmentedA D MajorD
Aren't for socking cling
Verse 2:
B minorBm G+G
Babe, that's just revolting
A augmentedA D MajorD D/C#
And when will you ever learn
B minorBm G+G
That walking 'round in urine
A augmentedA
Will just fill the place with germs?
Pre-Chorus:
D MajorD
Wait a minute
G+G
(Yes, what is it )
D MajorD
Take it back
G+G
(And why is that )
Verse 3:
B minorBm G+G
You've gone and blown a snotty sneeze
A augmentedA D MajorD D/C#
Right into both your hands
B minorBm G+G
That's fifteen times as germy
E minorEm A augmentedA
But I get your reprimand?
Verse 4:
B minorBm G+G
But this was just an accident
A augmentedA D MajorD D/C#
While yours was lame and gross
B minorBm G+G
You're filling up this house with nasty
E minorEm A augmentedA
Residues the most
Breakdown:
D MajorD
But sweetheart, that'll never matter
G+G
Not one single ounce
B minorBm
That's good advice
E minorEm
This place is nice
A augmentedA
But it's not even our house
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
We're just robbing the place
Outro:
N.C.
Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!
N.C.
I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.
N.C.
Good!