I'm A Stupid House Cat And I Want To Eat Your Plants chords by Gus Johnson

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Key: D MajorD

Difficulty: Novice

Gus Johnson - I'm A augmentedA Stupid House Cat And I Want To Eat Your Plants

Verse:
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I'm a stupid house cat

And I see you've got some plants
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I am gonna try and eat 'em if I ever get the chance
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I know I've got some food, in fact I have a whole bunch
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But for whatever reason I want plants for lunch
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They don't taste good

And they're not even nutritious
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But I'm stupid and I want 'em, so I'm eating them you b*tches
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You tell me "knock it off!

But all I give you is a shrug
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Then I waddle out the kitchen and I throw up on the rug