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This Isn't Hogwarts chords by Hank Green

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Chord diagramG+G
I hate this place,
      Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramD MajorD             Chord diagramG+G
I can barely keep the misery off my face,
             Chord diagramD MajorD                       Chord diagramC majorC
Yeah there's one place i much rather be,
       Chord diagramD MajorD                   Chord diagramC majorC
Taking transfiguration and arithmancy,
    Chord diagramG+G               Chord diagramC majorC                  Chord diagramD MajorD
And hanging with my friends in the owlery,
    Chord diagramG+G                             Chord diagramC majorC
But instead i'm learning parts of speech,
    Chord diagramD MajorD                  Chord diagramG+G
And trying not to fall asleep,
    Chord diagramC majorC                         Chord diagramD MajorD                     Chord diagramG+G
And avoiding the only girl in school who might like me,

(Pause)
           Chord diagramG+G
It's so grotesque,
         Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD                   Chord diagramG+G
When the guy sitting next to me drools all over his desk,
      Chord diagramD MajorD                       Chord diagramC majorC
And i almost raise my hand to complain,
           Chord diagramD MajorD                  Chord diagramC majorC
But then i realize i wanna be doin' the same,
     Chord diagramG+G                Chord diagramC majorC             Chord diagramD MajorD
So i put my head down on my desk as well,
    Chord diagramG+G                      Chord diagramC majorC
And suddenly im learning a spell,
   Chord diagramD MajorD                      Chord diagramG+G
To make my teacher's head swell,
    Chord diagramC majorC
But then he wakes me up,
    Chord diagramD MajorD                Chord diagramG+G
And i can't help but yell,

Engorgio!!

(Pause)
           Chord diagramG+G                 Chord diagramC majorC         Chord diagramG+G
This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,
        Chord diagramC majorC                                    Chord diagramG+G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,
        Chord diagramC majorC              Chord diagramG+G             Chord diagramC majorC          Chord diagramG+G
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,
             Chord diagramC majorC                                    Chord diagramG+G
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,
         Chord diagramC majorC                                       Chord diagramD MajorD
And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool,
  Chord diagramC majorC                                            Chord diagramD MajorD
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school,
      Chord diagramC majorC                                       Chord diagramD MajorD
And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,
       Chord diagramC majorC                                Chord diagramD MajorD
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red,
        Chord diagramC majorC              Chord diagramD MajorD             Chord diagramG+G
I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,
           Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramD MajorD          Chord diagramG+G
But public school ain't no place for a wizard
            Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramD MajorD           Chord diagramG+G
Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard

(Pause)
             Chord diagramG+G
Y'know whats gross,
         Chord diagramC majorC                     Chord diagramD MajorD                   Chord diagramG+G
When the lunch meat looks like three day old soggy toast,
         Chord diagramD MajorD               Chord diagramC majorC
But as i ate it anyway i overheard,
     Chord diagramD MajorD                         Chord diagramC majorC
This guy i hardly know callin' me a nerd,
     Chord diagramG+G                       Chord diagramC majorC             Chord diagramD MajorD
So i cast "sectum sempra" on him inside my mind,
                  Chord diagramG+G                     Chord diagramC majorC
I wish there were house elves makin' my food,
    Chord diagramD MajorD                        Chord diagramG+G
And everything was perfectly spiced,
        Chord diagramC majorC              Chord diagramD MajorD            Chord diagramG+G
And the only one being rude was the poltergeist,

(Pause)
                  Chord diagramG+G
And here's what's true,
       Chord diagramC majorC              Chord diagramD MajorD                     Chord diagramG+G
I'd do pretty much anything to go to wizard school,
         Chord diagramD MajorD                        Chord diagramC majorC
I'd even call dolores umbridge my friend,
      Chord diagramD MajorD                             Chord diagramC majorC
If it meant i'd never have to go to gym again,
      Chord diagramG+G                          Chord diagramC majorC                      Chord diagramD MajorD
But i look around at all of this crap that's part of my life,
   Chord diagramG+G                  Chord diagramC majorC
No ghost stalkin' the halls,
   Chord diagramD MajorD                       Chord diagramG+G
Or hangin' in the bathroom stalls,
        Chord diagramC majorC
And the stairs don't move,
      Chord diagramD MajorD                    Chord diagramG+G
Cause there's no stairs at all.

           Chord diagramG+G                 Chord diagramC majorC         Chord diagramG+G
This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,
        Chord diagramC majorC                                    Chord diagramG+G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,
        Chord diagramC majorC              Chord diagramG+G             Chord diagramC majorC          Chord diagramG+G
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,
             Chord diagramC majorC                                    Chord diagramG+G
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,
         Chord diagramC majorC                                       Chord diagramD MajorD
And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool,
  Chord diagramC majorC                                            Chord diagramD MajorD
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school,
      Chord diagramC majorC                                       Chord diagramD MajorD
And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,
       Chord diagramC majorC                                Chord diagramD MajorD
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red,
        Chord diagramC majorC              Chord diagramD MajorD             Chord diagramG+G
I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,
           Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramD MajorD          Chord diagramG+G
But public school ain't no place for a wizard
            Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramD MajorD           Chord diagramG+G
Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard

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