Chords with lyrics
This song is usually sung to an epic track by Michael Aranda, but Hank also occasionally plays an acoustic
version, such as at LeakyCon, the I'm So Bad At This! Live! show and album, and at VidCon.
This video is from VidCon; the actual song starts at 4:04:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_TCKhKxnXo
Delano Fears To Be Afraid, nerdfighters!
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Verse 1
A minorAm
Don't forget that brains attract
FF
Darling fetch the battle axe
A minorAm
Decepticons fear this brilliant autobot
G+G
Do fish take baths a lot?
A minorAm
Dogs frequently take back apologies
FF
Dreadful feudal treachery breeds atrocities
A minorAm
Darkened forests take bravery away
A minorAm
DFTB DFTB DFTBA
A minorAm
Doctor Freud's topic became afflicting
FF
Damn Facebook, too bloody addicting
A minorAm
I came Down for the baby's arrival
G+G
But the Dead father's thoughts became archival
A minorAm
Drunk fish try breathing air
FF
Debutante's fame tarnished by affairs
A minorAm
Delano fears to be afraid
A minorAm
DFTB DFTB DFTBA
Chorus 1
A minorAm G+G FF
I don't know what you mean when you say
A minorAm G+G FF
Please explain what is DFTB -
A minorAm G+G FF
I don't know what you mean when you say
A minorAm G+G FF A minorAm
Please explain what is DFTBA
Verse 2
A minorAm
It's so Damn fine to be alive
FF
Until your dorky farting turd-face brother arrives
A minorAm
Difficult financial times bring apocalypse
G+G
Danes fear the burning acropolis
A minorAm
Donate for the blood association
FF
Don't for the beaux's admiration
A minorAm
Delilah's fruitcake triggers belly-ache
A minorAm
DFTB DFTB DFTBA
A minorAm
Dead frogs teach bored anatomists
FF
Delightful fans that blithely assist
A minorAm
Duel for the best acronym
G+G
A augmentedA Dark force to boldly apprehend
A minorAm
Dastardly farmers took Bessie away
FF
But she was Destined for the burger anyway
A minorAm
Distro falls through bleak autumn
A minorAm
Don't forget to be awesome
Chorus 2
A minorAm G+G FF
I don't know what you mean when you say
A minorAm G+G FF
Please explain what is DFTB -
A minorAm G+G FF
I don't know what you mean when you say
A minorAm G+G FF A minorAm
Please explain what is DFTBA