Chords with lyrics
Intro
verse 1
G+G C majorC D MajorD
Well, I went camping and I caught poison oak,
G+G C majorC D MajorD
Calamine lotion makes me look like a pink joke
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
What?s so embarrassing is where I?ve got the itch
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
I caught it going #2 hangin? over a ditch
Chorus
E minorEm G+G E minorEm G+G
It itches when I sit down and when the flame goes out
E minorEm D MajorD G+G
I hope it?s gone before the venture girls find out
Interlude
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
verse 2
G+G C majorC D MajorD
The phrase that we're known for is to 'Be Prepared'
G+G C majorC D MajorD
We?re supposed to play 'dead' when we see a bear
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
I don't tell anyone but that's the craziest thing I've heard
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
He?ll eat you up and make you into a turd
Chorus
E minorEm G+G E minorEm G+G
If I see a bear I?ll try to be in a 'dead stance'
E minorEm D MajorD G+G
But I?ll probably poop in my pants
Instrumental
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
verse 3
G+G C majorC D MajorD
In all seriousness, you guys are really cool
G+G C majorC D MajorD
t?s noble and impressive we?re so proud of you
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
Men of integrity, woman of honor
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC G+G
In the same class as Neil Armstrong and Gerald Ford
Chorus
E minorEm G+G E minorEm G+G
It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud
E minorEm D MajorD G+G
I'm honored to perform for such a crowd
Interlude
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
G+G G MajorG C majorC D MajorD
Chorus
E minorEm G+G E minorEm G+G
It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud
E minorEm D MajorD G+G
Give yourselves a round applause and make it loud.
Ending
G+G G MajorG Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
G+G G MajorG Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
G+G