Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse:
FF AbAb Bb majorBb FF AbAb Bb majorBb FF AbAb Bb majorBb FF
Ted Wheeler sent agents to my door, so I can’t protest anymore, they’re in a van down the street, oh I think
AbAb Bb majorBb
they are watching me
FF AbAb Bb majorBb FF AbAb Bb majorBb FF AbAb Bb majorBb FF AbAb
Ted Wheeler hes not so sweet, look him up on wiki feet, little man with no drum to beat, NOW HES GOT THE FBI
AFTER
Bb majorBb (slowly fade Out With The Vocals F-Ab-Bb)
ME
1-2-3-4!
FF AbAb Bb majorBb G+G AbAb
Ted Wheeler he’s a piece of shit
FF AbAb Bb majorBb G+G AbAb
Ted Wheeler he’s gonna get covid
FF AbAb Bb majorBb G+G AbAb
Ted Wheeler he’s a tear gas addict
FF
Ted Wheeler fuck you!
(Solo here)
(after the solo the drums Break Down To Bass And Snare And The Guitar Plays F-g#-a# *kindof*
Muted and Builds Up Until “PORK FACED SWINE”)
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Ted Wheeler likes to sip white wine
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
While the city prosecutes non violent crime
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Now his goons have all the people doing time
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
TED WHEELER IS A augmentedA PORK FACED SWINE
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Ted Wheeler is a pork faced swine
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
We should punch him in the face at diners all the time
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Ted Wheeler should be the center of crime
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Let’s push him down and shove his face into his grime
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Ted Wheeler is a little squealing dog
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Ted Wheeler is not very pog
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Ted Wheeler is a bourgeoisie cog
FF AbAb Bb majorBb
Ted Wheeler is a useless fucking hog!