[Intro] D G You know, the next time you're P.O.'ed at somebody A D You look them square in the eye, and tell them honk on bobo [Chorus] D Everybody here, honk on bobo G Everybody there, honk on bobo A Everybody everywhere, honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you
[Verse 1] D I was dancing to the band, having lots of fun G When I looked across the floor and a fight had just begun A and when the fight was over neither one of them had won D but they threw me out on my ear D Some big ugly mother with tattoos on his arms G I tried to tell him that I didn't mean him any harm A I looked up at him, I was pouring on the charm D I said honk on bobo too [Chorus] D Oh, Everybody here, you can honk on bobo G Everybody there, they can honk on bobo A Anybody anywhere, honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you [Verse 2] D Well I jumped in the sack with a pretty little girl G She told me she would take me for a trip around the world A When my head hit the pillow the room began to whirl D I spent the night with my head in the can D Now when I came to, my watch and wallet they were gone G On the dresser was a note it said "Thanks a lot John" A And all I could remember were the words to this song D She can honk on bobo too [Chorus] D Everybody here, you can honk on bobo G Everybody there, they can honk on bobo A Anybody everywhere, honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you [Verse 3] D Well late monday morning I stumbled into work G The boss looked me over like I'm some kind of jerk A He got high and mighty like I'm a piece of dirt D And that's when the shit hit the fan D I told him where his job and his attitude could go G Were it not for my good nature we might have come to blows A I haven't got a job and I'm running out of dough D But he can honk on bobo too [Chorus] D Oh, Everybody here, they can honk on bobo G Everybody there, they can honk on bobo A Anybody everywhere, honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you [Verse 4] D I was driving down the interstate and I thought I'd have a toke G When a trooper pulled me over and I nearly had a stroke A When I wound down the window I said "can't you take a joke" D And that's when I landed in jail D Well the very next morning I had to see the judge G I begged the man for mercy til I knew he wouldn't budge A I'm not the sort of fella who would ever hold a grudge D But he can honk on bobo too [Chorus] D Oh, Everybody here, you can honk on bobo G Everybody there, they can honk on bobo A Anybody everywhere, honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you [Chorus] D Everybody here, you can honk on bobo G Everybody there, they can honk on bobo A Everybody everywhere, honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you [Outro] D Oh the people on the left, they can honk on bobo G The people on the right, you can honk on bobo A The one that's down the middle, you can honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you D Oh, our friend _________, he can honk on bobo G And both of you guys/girls can honk on bobo A All all of you others you can honk on bobo D If a bobo honks on you D Oh, everbody everywhere, honk on bobo
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