Everybody Poops tab by Gone Too Farr

Tabs

Well, I'm getting better at this tab thing so here is another song I wrote. Bill Holden
came up with the idea though. Then after that I wrote the song. You can here him say it
on my show called, The Keegan Show

(NC= No chords, nothing is played)

G+G           C majorC
After you just had that big breakfast burito
G+G           C majorC
You forgot to get your big bottle of beano
G+G               C majorC
So you run to the bathroom to pitch off a load
D MajorD                 C majorC
But there is something you need to know
NC
And that is

Chorus: (sing in high screechy voice)
NC    G+G
Everybody poops
C majorC
Oh yeah they do
G+G
Everybody poops
C majorC
yeah they do
D MajorD
And if you don't
C majorC  NC   G+G
You have a problem

(Play the chords g and c a few times

G+G                C majorC
You may not do it the same as the person next to

you
G+G                C majorC
But all that matters is that you go poo poo
G+G           C majorC
Sometimes it's wet and sometimes it's dry
G+G        C majorC      D MajorD
And sometimes it smells like french fries
NC
Because

(Chorus)

(Just play the chrous twice without any words)

EVERYBODY POOPS
(Repeat several times in a load and high screechy voice until you have the suddon urge to poop.)


Well there is the song. After you play this song just go up to random people and say
"Everybody Poops. Only you will know what you are talking about!!!