Senior Moments chords by Golf Brooks

Chords with lyrics

SENIOR MOMENTS (Golf Brooks)


G+G                  C majorC
It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face
D MajorD                G+G
Followed by a fear of something being out of place
                 C majorC
But searching as I look around for something I can?t find
   A augmentedA              D MajorD
And I wonder just what it was that ever crossed my mind.

Chorus
   C majorC       G+G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D MajorD               G+G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
  C majorC              G+G       E minorEm
Yes, staring into space for me is usually how it starts
   C majorC    D MajorD   G+G
Senior moment?s brain farts

G+G                     C majorC
Well, I was standing in the kitchen; I had opened up the fridge
  D MajorD                  G+G
And I stood there for the longest moment wondering why I did
                    C majorC
I couldn?t think of one good reason so I finally shut the door
   A augmentedA               D MajorD
And I wondered what I put in there? Did I want some more?

Chorus
   C majorC       G+G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D MajorD               G+G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts

    C majorC                 G+G        E minorEm
Yeah it could have been some ice cream or those blueberry tarts
   C majorC    D MajorD   G+G
Senior moments, brain farts

G+G
Well it happened at a Wal-Mart store
 C majorC
I can?t remember where or when
   D MajorD                  G+G
But I stood there like a zombie wondering why I just walked in
              C majorC
The greeter said ?Hello sir, what would you like to see??
   A augmentedA              D MajorD
But I had a senior moment and they tried to hire me!

Chorus
   C majorC       G+G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D MajorD               G+G
I try hard to remember, but the process never starts
C majorC                  G+G        E minorEm
I guess I looked bewildered standing there amount the carts
   C majorC    D MajorD   G+G
Senior moments, brain farts

G+G             C majorC
So I told my Doctor that my short memory cells were on the blink
   D MajorD                  G+G
And I asked him ?Could he fix it?? he said ?Maybe let me think.?
                       C majorC
Then he asked me how long I?d had this problem was it old or new
 A augmentedA              D MajorD
I looked at him and said, ?What problem?? and ?Who are you??


Chorus
   C majorC       G+G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D MajorD              G+G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
 C majorC                D MajorD           E minorEm
I get ?em by the dozen, Doc, some times they?re off the charts
   C majorC    D MajorD   G+G
Senior moments, brain farts

G+G                 C majorC
So I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new
  D MajorD                        G+G
And try to fix this memory thing and my E.D. oproblem too
                 C majorC
But I got my Rogaine pills and my Viagra mixed up back at home
   A augmentedA                      D MajorD
I had hair growing in real thick but Lord, it was way too stiff to comb.

Chorus
   C majorC       G+G
Senior moments, brain farts
 D MajorD              G+G
I try hard to remember but the process never starts
  C majorC                D MajorD      E minorEm
Yeah mixing up those medicines ain?t really very smart
   C majorC    D MajorD   G+G
Senior moments, brain farts