Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 (x4)
Verse:
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Demented New York athletes staggering round the block
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Deformed Chicanos pour in, Chicago's rolling stock
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Digital bathrooms drilling for furs
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Surgical stockings marked his and hers
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Guggenheim attitudes back to back with Jewish Baroque
Chorus:
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
No way street
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
No way street
BB Bsus2Bsus2 BB Bsus2Bsus2
No way street
F#F# N.C.
Happy to see you, you have a nice day!
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 (x4)
Verse:
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Defecting Russian dancers dance into Hockney prints
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Exclusive to Bloomingdales, gift-wrapped in red
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
From the land of blue rinse
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
They boggle at menus in Olde English verse
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
"Ode to a burger" by Keats at his worst
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
The hissing of omelettes the breaking of legs
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eggs
DmDm Eb MajorEb DmDm Eb MajorEb
The pink fillet mignon looks black on the negs
Chorus:
C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G
Strange apparatus, you've never seen
C majorC A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G
Street alligators, Big Anglophile
C majorC A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
Will navigate us through a change of style
Bridge:
DmDm A minorAm DmDm A minorAm
I came, I saw what manner of beast is this
DmDm A minorAm DmDm A minorAm E minorEm
New York, you talk a little bit left of centre
DmDm A minorAm
A augmentedA scream, a shout
DmDm A minorAm F# minorF#m D MajorD
New York is throwing its weight about
Bridge:
BMaj7Bmaj7 E MajorE BMaj7Bmaj7
Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye
BMaj7Bmaj7
The stronger the wood the straighter the arrow
Verse:
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Dismembered hopeful Mei-Lai veterans queuing for sleaze
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
"Sorry no dogs, no fags, no shriners, and no amputees"
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Sexual athlete applies for audition
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Willing to make it in any position
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
Just one of the extras with blood on their faces
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
In Snow-White and the seven basket cases
DmDm Eb MajorEb DmDm Eb MajorEb
I'm happy and dopey and dirty in places
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 (x4)
Chorus:
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
No way street
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
No way street
BB Bsus2Bsus2 BB Bsus2Bsus2
No way street
F#F# N.C.
Lock up your daughters, Avon crawling!
Verse:
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
Devoted collectors of paraphernalia out walking the rock
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitch of a crucifix clock
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
Two miniature Romans, running on rails
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
Appear every hour and bang in the nails
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
Oh I've got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first on our block
Verse:
E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2
Disturbing facts about Nazi splinter groups seen on the news
E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2
They're picketing synagogues and claiming that Hitler was King of the Jews
E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2
Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls
E minorEm Esus2Esus2 E minorEm Esus2Esus2
A augmentedA men's room attendant is flapping his jowls
FF N.C.
Sssh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels.
DmDm Eb MajorEb DmDm Eb MajorEb
Chorus 2:
C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G
Strange apparatus, you've never seen
C majorC A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G
Street alligators, Big Anglophile
C majorC A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
Will navigate us through a change of style
C majorC A minorAm G+G C majorC A minorAm G+G
Strange apparatus, you've never seen
C majorC A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
Bridge:
BMaj7Bmaj7 E MajorE BMaj7Bmaj7
Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye
BMaj7Bmaj7
The stronger the wood the straighter the arrow
Chorus 1:
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
No way street
C minorCm Csus2Csus2 C minorCm Csus2Csus2
No way street
BB Bsus2Bsus2 BB Bsus2Bsus2
No way street
BB Bsus2Bsus2 BB Bsus2Bsus2
No way street
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 (x2)
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
No way street
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
No way street
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
No way street
DmDm Dsus2Dsus2 DmDm Dsus2Dsus2
No way street