The Worst Country Song Of All Time chords by Brantley Gilbert

• Tuning: Standard tuning
• Difficulty: Beginner

SONG:  THE WORST COUNTRY SONG OF ALL TIME
ARTIST: BRANTLEY GILBERT ft. TOBY KEITH & HARDY
VIDEO: https://youtu.be/e89lTNyJPaE
TAB BY: DON CZARSKI
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          THE WORST COUNTRY SONG OF ALL TIME
         BRANTLEY GILBERT ft. TOBY KEITH & HARDY

INTRO: (Acapella)
This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes

VERSE:
G

I hate beer and honky-tonk women
  C            G
And I don`t eat deer and I can`t stand fishing
  G
And I don`t know the words to Family Tradition
    D
Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line

  G
And I think sweet tea is overrated
   C         G
And all the roads were made for paving
             D          G
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
 G
And the chorus goes


CHORUS:
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don`t want a house on a piece of land
   G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
  D
But I don`t wanna earn a dime

 G
Old Yeller didn`t make me sad
  C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
 G         D          G
This is the worst country song of all time


VERSE:
 G
Second verse goes
G
I think trucks are a waste of gas
  C          G
If you disagree, we`ll cancel that, `cause
G
My momma never whipped my ass, huh
D
I guess she never tried

 G
Man, stink a fork in the constitution
C             G
I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
             D          G
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
 G
And the chorus goes


CHORUS:
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don`t want a house on a piece of land
   G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
  D
But I don`t wanna earn a dime

 G
Old Yeller didn`t make me sad
  C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
 G         D          G
This is the worst country song of all time
 G
(Get on that tin whistle boy)


INSTRUMENTAL:
G  C  G  D
G  C  G D G


BRIDGE:
 G
And the bridge goes
 G
I`m too good for solo cups
   C           G
Your momma`s homemade fried chicken sucks
 G
Boots ain`t made to get scuffed up
     D
How you like that saxophone?

     G
Yeah, my neck ain`t red and John Deeres are blue
        C            G
And you`re as country as caviar if you think that`s true
     G
And this song`s a joke but if it ain`t for you
D
I know your favorite song
N.C.
And it goes like


CHORUS:
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don`t want a house on a piece of land
   G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
  D
But I don`t wanna earn a dime

 G
Old Yeller didn`t make me sad
  C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
 G         D          G
This is the worst country song of all time