Snail Man chords by Gezebelle Gaburgably

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

(Intro)
Ab F C C#
Ab F C C#
Ab F C C#
Ab F C C#


Verse:
Ab
Hey Guys Have You Heard About Snail Man
F
He Was Just Runnin Over There Man
C
I See Him Everywhere And
C#
I'm Not A Schizophrenic
Ab
Cuz Once You're Fucking Snail-pilled
F

It Can Never Be Cancelled
C
You'll See Him Everywhere And
C#
You'll Scream He Will Stand Still
Ab
Snail Man Just Shot The Home Depot
F
Snail Man Just Bombed A Casino
C
Snail Man Doesn't Have A Big Ego
C#
Because There's Not Many People

Ab
Half Man,
Half Snail

F
Six Feet ,
To Scale

C
Snail Man's,
Not Frail

C#
He's Been,
To Jail

Ab
Snail Man
   F
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C#
Snail Man
Is Fucking Real

Ab
Snail Man
   F
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C#
Snail Man
Just Made A Law Appeal

Ab        F
Snail Man Doesn't Listen To Words,
   C
Lives Off The Grid,
C#
Eats Shrubs And Herbs
   Ab       F
It's Snail Man Call 911
    C       C#
There's A Green Guy With a Gun

Ab
Snail Man Doesn't Care About Us
F
Snail Man Doesn't Have A Job
C
Snail Man Doesn't Have A Knife
C#
Snail Man Doesn't Have A Life

Ab
But They Say I'm Crazy,
F
They Don't Believe Me
C
I Know I Saw It,
C#
I Know I Called Him

Ab
He Spawned,
He Crawled
F
He's The,
So Called
C
Mister,
Salt Bald
C#
Mister,
Slime Fraud

Ab
He's Loved,
And Awed
F
He's Been,
Appalled
C
He's Been,
Abroad
            C#
And He's Been Real All Along

Ab F C C#
Ab F C C#
Ab F C C#
Ab F C C#

Ab   G  F#  F
Don't Ever Touch Him
Ab   G  F#  F
Never Speak Foul
Ab    G   F# F
He'll Say Gotcha
Ab   G   F#  F
See You In Hell
Ab G  F#  F
Any Offer
Ab  G F#  F
Anyone In Sight
Ab  G  F#  F
Once I Caught Him
       Ab
It Was Late At Night

Ab       B
So I Called His Name
      Ab
And He Went Away
        B
And Since That Day
  (Muted)
I Tried To Spread His Ways

Ab
Snail Man
   F
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C#
Snail Man
Is Fucking Real

Ab
Snail Man
   F
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C
Snail Man
Snail Man
   C#
Snail Man
Just Made A Law Appeal

Ab        F
Snail Man Doesn't Listen To Words,
   C
Lives Off The Grid,
C#
Eats Shrubs And Herbs
   Ab       F
It's Snail Man Call 911
    C       C#
There's A Green Guy With a Gun