Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
🎸
♫ Verse:
F# G# B A# G#
I spent a long time finding you things
F# G#
Things to give
B A# G#
Things to gift
F# G# B A#
I spent a long time wrapping
G# F# G#
A long time packing
B A# G#
A long time bagging
F# G# B A# G#
But you didn’t give me a chance
F# G# B
Not even letting me know in advance
A
Fuck this Christmas shit
♫ Chorus:
F# G#
If I had the chance
B
To give you anything
A# G#
You wouldn’t like my gift
F# G# B
I know you wouldn’t even open it
A# G#
Fuck this Christmas shit
F# G# B
I’d give your door a thousands knocks
A# G#
Even if you just got me socks
F# G# B
In cute little red green box
A# G#
Fuck this Christmas shit
Insturmental:
F# G# B A# G#
F# G# B
A
Fuck this Christmas shit
♫ Verse:
F# G# B A# G#
I’ll buy you what you like
F# G# B A# G#
Your wants are mine I'm your guy
F# G# B A# G#
I’ll buy you places to cry
F# G# B A# G#
I’ll buy you a really good life
♫ Bridge:
B
I can't take it you use me
F#
Up like I'm a toy
A#
But I'm alive like its a story
B
I don't have any more
F#
To give you little girl
A#
I’ve already bought you the whole world
B
I let you do this
B
I let this happen
A#
Fuck this Christmas shit
♫ Chorus:
F# G#
You could call me a grinch
B A#
Because you were a bitch
G# F#
You caused all this conflict
G# B
All this hatred emits
A# G#
Fuck this Christmas shit
F# G#
Soon as time rolls around
B A# G#
You’ll have a big old Christmas frown
F# G# B
You made me look like an unfunny clown
A# G#
Fuck you Christmas bitch
♫ Verse:
F# G# B A# G#
I spent a long time finding you things
F# G#
Things to give
B
Things to gift
A# G#
(Fuck you christmas bitch)
F# G# B A#
I spent a long time wrapping
G# F# G#
A long time packing
B
A long time bagging
A# G#
(Fuck you christmas bitch)
F#
Song History
Published: November 23, 2023
Last Updated: September 10, 2025