Chords with lyrics
Intro:
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Verse 1:
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
If all assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
And I don't know why I haven't made my way out yet.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
But I think that I'll have one more drink and ponder my situation.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
Chorus:
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G# minorG#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E MajorE
Watch me fly.
Verse 2:
E MajorE BB
Pushing my way to the men's room.
G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Where all the dicks like to hang.
E MajorE BB
There's some prick in the bathroom stall
G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Key bumping cocaine.
E MajorE BB
I think that I'll have one more drink
G# minorG#m A augmentedA
To combat the consternation
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
Chorus:
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G# minorG#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E MajorE
Watch me fly.
Verse 3:
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Shit, I can't find my phone. Has anybody seen it?
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Fuck, there it goes, another phone, gone to shit.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
I think I will have one more drink out of furious frustration.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
Chorus:
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G# minorG#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E MajorE
Watch me fly.
Verse 4:
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Apparently, this night is done. This shithole is now closing.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
I can't find my wallet and can't find my keys, I can't call for a taxi.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
I think I will have one more drink as my evening's consolation.
E MajorE BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
So bartender, please, another drink for me.
Chorus:
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
BB G# minorG#m A augmentedA
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
G# minorG#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
E MajorE