Weed Card chords by Garfunkel And Oates

Intro {D,G,D,G}


  D        G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.
  D       G
Medical pot is really strong.
    D          G
That's why it's so hard in California,
  D
to get your weed card,
  G         D     G
unless something's really wrong.  {D,G,D,G}

 D        G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.
 D           G
It's a long shot but I gotta try.
   D         G        D       G
She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify.
 A                (A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
   D    G       D   G
A Government supply to get legally high.

  REFRAIN:

 Em    A        D
 Weed card, that's what I need
  G     Em  A    D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G       Em       A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
    D
A prescription.

{G,D,G}


Verse: {D,G,D,G}

 D             G        D       G
 You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
 D            G    D     G
especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity.
   D    G      D    G
Too fat too thin either way you win.
 D           G        D      G
Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
  D          G        D      G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.

 A                   (A)
 You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.
     D     G          D     G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.

  REFRAIN:

 Em    A        D
 Weed card, that's what I need
  G     Em  A    D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G       Em       A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
    D
A prescription. {G,D,G}


          Dm
 Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
 {Dm}
 cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
  {Dm}
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

   Am
 Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
      F
 which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
    D   G        D   G
 It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.


REFRAIN:

 Em    A        D
 Weed card, that's what I need
  G     Em  A    D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G       Em       A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
    D
A prescription.