Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Celtic (D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD)
Key: D MajorD
Difficulty: Novice
"Short A augmentedA Couple A' Bob" (Steve Twigger)
From "How Are We Getting Home?" (2004)
Tune to DADGAD.
Intro::
A augmentedA A7A7 A augmentedA A7A7
verse::
D MajorD
Well, I'd say I'm in a pickle,
G+G
me cashflow doesn't trickle,
D MajorD A augmentedA
there's nothing in my pocket except lint.
D MajorD
There's no bread for me butter,
G+G
me best friend is the gutter.
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
Do ye get the bloody pictures boys, I'm skint!
chorus::
A augmentedA
I'm short a couple'a bob,
D MajorD
since I started on the grog,
D MajorD A augmentedA
I've seen better days for sure.
G+G
I'm short a couple'a bob,
D MajorD
me head it's all a throb,
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
I've seen better days for sure.
verse::
D MajorD
I spend me mornin' clippin' coupons,
G+G
since I got me scoop on,
D MajorD A augmentedA
the churchmouse is a rich man and I'm not.
D MajorD
But I ain't a down-and-out, see,
G+G
the train just left without me.
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
I don't own a smidgen or a jot!
chorus::
A augmentedA
I'm short a couple'a bob,
D MajorD
since I lost me job.
D MajorD A augmentedA
I've seen better days for sure,
G+G
I'm short a couple'a bob,
D MajorD
and I've run out of stuff to flog,
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
I've seen better days for sure.
here we go!
break::
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA G+G D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
D A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA G+G D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
verse::
D MajorD
Well, the pot that I would piss in,
G+G
It's temporarily missin',
D MajorD A augmentedA
I'm not a pauper I'm just poor.
D MajorD
And I'm really not that miserable,
G+G
though me lack of funds is considerable,
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
The wolf is selling crackers at the door.
chorus::
A augmentedA
I'm short a couple'a bob,
D MajorD
I eat my chips without the cod,
D MajorD A augmentedA
I've seen better days for sure.
G+G
I'm short a couple'a bob,
D MajorD
there's no corn on me cob.
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
I've seen better days for sure.
verse::
D MajorD
Well, that silver spoon of mine,
G+G
got stuck where the sun don't shine.
D MajorD A augmentedA
My fortune went away and doesn't call.
D MajorD
I've really fallen on hard times,
G+G
and I've just run out of rhymes,
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
so I better finish quickly while I can...
D MajorD
still...finish.
chorus::
A augmentedA D MajorD
short a couple'a bob, there's no bricks in me hod,
D MajorD A augmentedA
I've seen better days for sure.
G+G
I'm short a couple'a bob,
D MajorD
I'm not the man you want to rob.
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
I've seen better days for sure.
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
I've seen better days for sure.
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
I've seen better days for sure.
outro::
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA G+G D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD