Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
A minorAm B minorBm
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive?
A minorAm B minorBm
Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive
A minorAm B minorBm
They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive
A minorAm B minorBm
They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five
A minorAm B minorBm
I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA
A minorAm B minorBm
I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way
A minorAm B minorBm
My Uber driver ain't no what the f**k was going on
A minorAm B minorBm
I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?"
A minorAm B minorBm
I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on
A minorAm B minorBm
I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokemon
A minorAm B minorBm
The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on
A minorAm B minorBm
I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on
A minorAm B minorBm
Life would be different if I ever had a f**k to give
A minorAm B minorBm
Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live"
A minorAm B minorBm
But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish a**hole
A minorAm B minorBm
Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll
A minorAm B minorBm A minorAm B minorBm
They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old"
(b**ch, shut the f**k up)
A minorAm B minorBm
Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing
A minorAm B minorBm
I'm ordering hookers online until they start appearing
A minorAm B minorBm
I busted all over her makeup and it started smearing
A minorAm B minorBm
Tears of joy, she's so bad that I started tearing
A minorAm B minorBm
Like you're too pretty to be doing this for a living
A minorAm C majorC
But then I snapped out of it like "What the f**k I'm thinking?"
Chorus:
A minorAm B minorBm
I just wanna live to the maximum
A minorAm B minorBm
Liquor, drugs, hookers all day
A minorAm B minorBm
I'm just having fun, yeah
A minorAm B minorBm
This is what the world's come to
A minorAm B minorBm
If you're offended by this sh*t
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I'm saying "Good, f**k you"
Bridge:
A minorAm B minorBm
Tsss, I'm just playing
A minorAm B minorBm
Really no, I'm serious, I'm not
A minorAm
I'm just playing
A minorAm B minorBm
Really no, I'm serious
Verse 2:
A minorAm B minorBm
I dumped my girl cause I was sick of keeping her around
A minorAm B minorBm
Always p**sed and she would always feel like turning down (turn down for what)
A minorAm B minorBm
But then got lonely and felt sorta down
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So I took some ecstasy, I knew my mood would quickly start to turn around
A minorAm B minorBm
Saw rock bottom, passed it up, and now I'm further down
A minorAm B minorBm
At the depths of the world, no one heard a sound
A minorAm B minorBm
The world's biggest dirtbag, I'm coming for the crown
A minorAm B minorBm
Ash a blunt inside the Oval Office 'til it's burning down
A minorAm B minorBm
Killing birds with a stone, I'm tryna combine 'em
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f**k Donald Trump, I took a sh*t, I look just like him
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I wish McGregor and Mayweather could like just fight him
N.C.
That part's for real though, I'm not just ?:
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They take everything I say to heart
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When I met Adriana Lima, I swear I heard her fart
A minorAm B minorBm
That's when my plans changed for my mission to steal her heart
A minorAm B minorBm
Like covering with my nose with my shirt and walking away awkwardly
A minorAm B minorBm
We ain't close no more, they say I can't rap about coke no more
A minorAm B minorBm
Ok, I swear that's the last time, I'm 'bout to focus more
A minorAm B minorBm
Running around the house party I'm feeling hella hyper
A minorAm B minorBm
My dealer came through with my drugs, I had to pay the piper
A minorAm B minorBm
I move with the precision of a sniper
A minorAm B minorBm
Your girl will be mine if I like her, it's a given, I'ma pipe her
Chorus:
A minorAm B minorBm
I just wanna live to the maximum
A minorAm B minorBm
Liquor, drugs, hookers all day
A minorAm B minorBm
I'm just having fun, yeah
A minorAm B minorBm
This is what the world's come to
A minorAm B minorBm
If you're offended by this sh*t
A minorAm B minorBm
I'm saying "Good, f**k you"
Bridge:
A minorAm B minorBm
Tsss, I'm just playing
A minorAm B minorBm
Really no, I'm serious, I'm not
A minorAm
I'm just playing
A minorAm B minorBm
Really no, I'm serious