Bastard chords by The Front Porch Step

CAPO 1


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Someone give me a break

Am
Im bored and can't find shit to do

F
So i thought i'd write this awful tune

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And hope that someone just might sing along

Am
My family hates the sight of me

F
Ive got no girl to the side of me

G
And everything i do just turns out wrong

C Am F G C

C
Well i dont have any friends

Am
It seems like everybody hates me

F
Well maybe i just made them angry

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Dont ask me 'cause i can not tell you why



Am
Singing is what i adore

F
And i can barely play a chord

G
But i'll keep singing until the day i die

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C
I like to watch TV

Am
But i have gone through three remotes

F
And my xbox has been running slow

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So i just sit and drown within myself


Am
And thats not good 'cause i hate my thoughts

F
'Cause i think of things that piss me of

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Someone please just save me from ths hell


C
I like to ball it up

Am
and i wish i could be like mike

F
But i am fat and i am white

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So i know that i will never fly


Am
But singing is what i adore

F
And i can barely play a chord

G
But ill keep singing until the day i die

C Am F G

                      C
And im afraid of the dark

Am
Which makes it hard to walk at night

F
'Cause i love to watch those stars shine bright

G
It makes me happy in a lovely way

C

Am
'Cause if those stars can last that long

F
Then i know i can be strong

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And the thought of that makes everything okay

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I wanna meet a girl

Am
Whose beautiful and just as smart

F
She'll hold my hand when it gets dark

G
I'll treat her right yeah i'll give you my word

Am
'Cause singing is what  adore

F
And i can barely play a chord

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But someday i would like to sing for her