Taking My Uzi To The Gym chords by The Front Bottoms

Chords with lyrics

Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album.


All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes.

EDIT: I fixed a few parts, including the bridge, chords showed up as FaugFaug and GaugGaug for some reason.

Verse
    C*         G*
You and me, we could never be
        C*             G*
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
            C*
And you're so eager to please
        G*          C*
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole
           G+G
Who says he's all you need

Chorus
    E MajorE        FF
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach
     E MajorE
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
   FF
your hands around my throat


Verse
             C*
You and your friends feel free
      G*
And you're way too cool for me
      C*
And you do drugs now
       G*
And all your problems run so deep
      C*
And we were smoking in the basement
    G*
At your best friend's brother's party
    C*
And you love them because they treat you
     G*
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about


Chorus
      E MajorE         FF
And you and me, we could never take this approach
     E MajorE
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
   FF
Your hands around my throat
    E MajorE
Swear I love you
     FF
Until the very, very end.
       E MajorE
But there's a problem(What's the problem?)
     FF
You're in love with your boyfriend.

Bridge:
    FF     G+G     C majorC
This is me officially giving up on you
      FF         G+G
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies
      C majorC
For this to ever become true
      FF     G+G     C majorC
And this is me officially giving up on you
       FF         G+G
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
      C majorC
I'm getting shitfaced in your room.


Verse
            C*
I've got dreams where I bleed
   G*
And I choke myself to sleep
      C*
And I hear screams
     G*
It's the secrets that you keep
     C*
And I am learning that your secrets
   G*              C*
They really don't mean shit to anyone
         G*
But you and your friends


Chorus:
      E MajorE         FF
And you and me, we could never take this approach
     E MajorE
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
   FF
Your hands around my throat
    E MajorE
Swear I love you
     FF
Until the very, very end.
        E MajorE
But what's the problem, (What's the problem?)
     FF
You're in love with your boyfriend


Outro:
  A augmentedA   G+G     C majorC         A augmentedA  G+G
And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
  A augmentedA  G+G      C majorC            A augmentedA       G+G  C majorC
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
  A augmentedA   G+G     C majorC         A augmentedA  G+G
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
  A augmentedA  G+G      C majorC            A augmentedA       G+G  C majorC
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
  A augmentedA   G+G     C majorC         A augmentedA  G+G
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
   A augmentedA  G+G      C majorC            A augmentedA       G+G  C majorC
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become

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