I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home chords by David Frizzell

Chords with lyrics

I'm Gonna Hire A augmentedA Wino To Decorate Our Home:
David Frizzell.
#1 on BB Hot Country on WARNER Records in
1982.


INTRO:
E MajorE             FF      C majorC
I came crawling home last night, like many nights
    FF
before.
 C majorC             FF
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the
C majorC
door.
                FF     C majorC
And she said, 'You're not gonna do this anymore.'

CHORUS:
C majorC                  FF
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
            C majorC
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need
  G+G
to roam.
A augmentedA   G+G  C majorC                  FF
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar

along that wall.
      G+G    C majorC           G+G
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down
  C majorC
the hall.


#1.
G+G        C majorC      G+G   C majorC          FF
She said: 'Just bring those Friday paychecks, and I'll cash
        DmDm
them all right here.
  C majorC  FF        C majorC
And I'll keep on tap, for all your friends, their favorite
     G+G
kinds of beer.
    C majorC        G+G          FF
And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum

cans.
        DmDm   C majorC       G+G         C majorC
And when you're feeling macho, you can crush them like a man.'

#2.
  G+G      C majorC                FF
She said: 'We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on

the floor.
              C majorC               G+G
Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
      C majorC              FF
There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
            C majorC         Am7Am7
And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can't find
   G+G
their car.'


CHORUS:
D MajorD                  G+G
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
            D MajorD
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need
  A augmentedA
to roam.
BB   A augmentedA  D MajorD                  G+G
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar

along that wall.
      A augmentedA    D MajorD           A augmentedA
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down
  D MajorD
the hall.


#3.
D MajorD                       G+G
She said: You'll get friendly service, and for added atmosphere,
            D MajorD               A augmentedA
I'll slip on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
   G+G    A augmentedA    D MajorD       G+G
Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
             D MajorD          A augmentedA
Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're
D MajorD
broke.


#4.
  A augmentedA    D MajorD                G+G
She said: Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl.
                D MajorD
When the Ham's bear say's it's closing time, you won't have far to
A augmentedA
crawl.
     D MajorD           G+G
And when you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
    D MajorD                  A augmentedA         D MajorD
You can sleep it off next morning, while I'm putting it in the bank.


CHORUS:
E MajorE                  A augmentedA
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
            E MajorE
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need
  BB
to roam.
     E MajorE                      A augmentedA
Then when you and your friends get off from work, and you have a

powerful thirst.
          E MajorE             BB    E MajorE
There won't be any reason, why you can't stop off here first.


CHORUS:
GbGb                 BB
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
            GbGb
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need
  DbDb
to roam.
Eb MajorEb  DbDb  GbGb                  BB
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar

along that wall.
      DbDb    GbGb          DbDb
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down
  GbGb
the hall.


OUTRO:
GbGb                 BB
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
            GbGb
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need
  DbDb
to roam..(Fade.)



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