Friendzone chords by Frenchy And The Talent

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:
G+G E minorEm C majorC D MajorD x2

Verse 1:
G+G                  E minorEm
I'm gonna tell you all a story, it's really quite normal
    C majorC            D MajorD
I was taking my crush to my year 10 formal
G+G            E minorEm
She was so pretty, she made my heart melt
C majorC                    D MajorD
When she looked away, I tucked my boner in my belt
G+G              E minorEm
My suit was real fly, her dress was quite tidy
     C majorC                    D MajorD
But what was on my mind was the after party
G+G                  E minorEm
Place was pretty loose and not a moment too soon
C majorC                      D MajorD
Zach rocked up with a box of goon
G+G                        E minorEm
I nodded him over, and asked for advice
     C majorC                  D MajorD
And Zach agreed that tonight was the night
      C majorC
He said: "Shorty likes you mate,
                    D MajorD
She said you should drink a cup and sit next to her"
C majorC
I looked her in the eyes and I put down my cup
D MajorD
Everybody knew it was time to hook up, up, up, up, up, ahhh

Chorus:
                G+G        D MajorD
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end though
          E minorEm          C majorC
I'm still having coffee with her mum
                G+G              D MajorD
She's gonna call me on the weekend, about a lift home
     E minorEm      C majorC
Or advice on her new man
                G+G
And I don't care about the shoppin'
    D MajorD
Or the facials
     E minorEm                   C majorC
As long as she's there with me
            G+G
And she put me in the friendzone
         D MajorD
It's not the end, though
        E minorEm          C majorC
It's not the end, though

Verse 2:
G+G                    E minorEm
Now you're gonna hear another similar tale
    C majorC            D MajorD
I was in love with this girl, my holy grail
       G+G         E minorEm
It was the girl next door I've always adored
    C majorC                  D MajorD
I'm like Neeson in Taken if you call her a whore (I will find you)
G+G                   E minorEm
Though she had a boyfriend, we talked all the time
C majorC                D MajorD
He was just a speed hump, she had to be mine,
G+G                E minorEm
Then they had a fight over his stupid friends
C majorC                D MajorD
That's okay for me 'cause I don't have any friends
       G+G           E minorEm
Their fight was real bad, my chance to make a move
     C majorC                 D MajorD
So I bought her a puppy (Oh bro, you're so smooth)
G+G            E minorEm
I told her all about my feelings and shit
    C majorC                D MajorD
I'm like MC Hammer, my love is too legit to quit
G+G                E minorEm
She looked me in the eyes and she knew what to say
C majorC                  D MajorD
But then she fucked up, and asked if I was gay
D MajorD
You think I'm gay?
D MajorD
Why don't you fuck me and find out?

Chorus:
                G+G        D MajorD
But then she put me in the friendzone, it's not the end though
          E minorEm          C majorC
I'm still having coffee with her gran
                G+G              D MajorD
She's gonna call me on the weekend, about a lift home
     E minorEm      C majorC
Or advice on her new man
                G+G
And I don't care about the pedicures
    D MajorD
Or the waxes
     E minorEm                   C majorC
As long as she's there with me
            G+G
And she put me in the friendzone
         D MajorD
It's not the end, though
        E minorEm               C majorC
It's not the end, though

Bridge:
G+G               E minorEm
Our tales aren't unusual, it's happened everywhere
      C majorC          D MajorD
Guys are gettin' friendzoned, girls just don't care,
G+G
Givin' a girl flowers (Friendzoned)
G+G
Pickin' her up from town (Friendzoned)
G+G
Listenin' to her problems (Friendzoned)
G+G
Drawin' her a picture (Friendzoned)
G+G
Eatin' a banana (Friendzoned)
G+G
Wearing crocs (Friendzoned)
G+G
Watchin' Magic Mike (Friendzone)
G+G
Watchin' her sleep (Friendzone)
C majorC
Suckin' a dude's dick (Friendzoned)
D MajorD
Suckin' your own dick (Friendzoned, friendzoned)

Verse 3:
G+G            D MajorD
Now I'm older, I'm so bitter and jaded
E minorEm               C majorC
I've been friendzoned so much, and I've barely been laid
G+G                  D MajorD
But the other day I met a girl, the prettiest being
        E minorEm               C majorC
She was so nice that she made me feel feelings
      G+G          D MajorD
She bought me a beer, said "You're the one I want"
        E minorEm
And asked would I like to make love to her
C majorC
All night long

Chorus 2:
              G+G             D MajorD
But then I put her in the friendzone, I don't know why, though
    E minorEm          C majorC
'Cause she was so fuckin' hot
             G+G               D MajorD
And I put on an ugly onesie, we played some Twister
       E minorEm              C majorC
And I fuckin' cock-blocked myself
            G+G        D MajorD
We ended up watching TV, we had a snuggle
  E minorEm                      C majorC
I cried when she went to sleep
            G+G
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
      D MajorD
It is the end, though
      E minorEm      C majorC
It is the end, though

Outro:
            G+G
Yeah, I put her in the friendzone
    D MajorD
It is the end, though
    E minorEm   C majorC        G+G
It is the end, though