Hypotheticals Ukulele chords by Fran Vasilić

Verse 1:
     C
And if I changed my hair
     G
And the way that I talk
     Am
And if I got new friends
    F
And I cut my mustache off




    C
And I knew what to say
        G
When the conversation died
      Am
And I gave better compliments
      F
Than "You look really nice"
     C
And if I had more fans
     G
And if I made more cash
    Am
And I believed you when you'd say
     F
I looked nice
     C
And if I changed everything, yeah
  G
My whole fucking life
     Am
Would you please love me then
      F
Would you please love me then
N.С.
Would you please love me
N.C.
Please love me
N.C.
Please love me
N.C.
Please love me
C

Please
   G
Love me

A  F


Verse 2:
     C
And if I got to see
    G
a therapist on time
   Am
Maybe I could write
      F
a message on first try
     C
But I’ll waste a whole day
    G
chosing “hey” or “hi”
Am
Or “how you’ve been”
       F
or “is your day alright ”
    C          G
And if I could stop with hypotheticals
Am        F
Then this woudn’t be a hypothetical
    C
But it is
    G
And I can’t
Am F
Huh


Chorus:
(strum Twice)
    C
Truthfully
   G       Am
I'm tired of being me
   F       C
It's just too exhausting
   G    Am
I'm such a crybaby
      C
And tragically
    G        Am
There are no real problems
   F      C
Now I have to create them
  G         Am    F
So there is a purpose to my worrying


Verse 3:
  C
I spent some time
     G
In the promised land
    Am
And I spent my love
       F
On those who didn't love me back
    C
And you waited here
  G
But not for me
     Am
You were waiting just
     F
cos you felt like it
       C
And now I’m so confused
G
what is happening?
     Am
Are you staying here
    F
or are you leaving?
     C
Say something
     G    Am F
Say that you love me

Uh


Chorus:
(strum Twice)
    C
Truthfully
   G       Am
I'm tired of being me
   F       C
It's just too exhausting
   G    Am
I'm such a crybaby
      C
And tragically
    G        Am
There are no real problems
   F      C
Now I have to create them
  G         Am    F
So there is a purpose to my worrying


Verse 4:
   C
It's 8 o'clock and
 G
I just pressed "send"
    Am        F
Now my text became some meaningless
C           G
Binary code just some 1s and 0s
      Am         F
Until you gave it a meaning again


Outro:
(strum Twice Softly)
    C
Truthfully
   G       Am
I'm tired of being me
   F       C
It's just too exhausting
   G    Am
I'm such a crybaby
      C
And tragically
    G        Am
There are no real problems
   F      C
Now I have to create them
  G.         Am    F
So there is a purpose to my worrying
C
(A purpose to my worrying)

To my worrying
G
(A purpose to my worrying)

To my worrying
Am
(A purpose to my worrying)

To my worrying

F