Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Intermediate
Intro:
E MajorE
It's because I know she's a disaster
E MajorE
A augmentedA walking mess, a master of misery
E MajorE
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
E MajorE BB
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
And now I know that she's the one for me
Verse 1:
E MajorE
I'm finding that I can no longer deny it
N.C.
The risk of perjury
N.C.
But my only hope
N.C.
I can find my way back without being a casualty
A augmentedA
With every blink of an eye she will constantly try
E MajorE
To destroy everything with a will to survive
C# minorC#m
But it's alright if you ask me
BB E MajorE A augmentedA
I'll go all night cause in this case anything goes
E MajorE C# minorC#m E MajorE
They want, you need to see
Chorus:
A augmentedA
It's because I know she's a disaster
E MajorE BB
A augmentedA walking mess, a master of misery
E MajorE
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
A augmentedA BB
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be
E MajorE BB
My third degree for alarm, emergency
A augmentedA BB
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
A augmentedA BB E MajorE
That's how I know that she's the one for me
Verse 2:
E MajorE
So take your best shot
E MajorE
I hope your hand is steady
E MajorE
Because we all know that your aim's not
E MajorE
Too dead on or accurate
E MajorE
You couldn't hit a fly
E MajorE
If you were standing in a pile of shit
F# minorF#m
Shake yourself off
G#G#
Let me give you a word of advice
A augmentedA F# minorF#m E MajorE
And just save yourself while you still can
A augmentedA G# minorG#m
Shake yourself off
F# minorF#m
And don't even think twice about it
G#G# F#F#
Save yourself while you still can
I don't think that you understand
Chorus:
A augmentedA
she's a disaster
E MajorE BB
A augmentedA walking mess, a master of misery
E MajorE
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
A augmentedA BB
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be
E MajorE A augmentedA BB
My third degree for alarm, emergency
A augmentedA BB
The bane of our society
A augmentedA G#G#
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
G+G F#F# FF E MajorE
That's how I know that she's the one for me
Interlude:
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
Bridge:
E MajorE
Shake yourself off
E MajorE
And don't even think twice about it
E MajorE G#G# BB
Save yourself while you still can
N.C.
I'm finding that I can no longer deny it
N.C.
The risk of perjury
N.C.
But my only hope
N.C.
I can find my way back without being a casualty
Chorus:
A augmentedA
She's a disaster
E MajorE BB
A augmentedA walking mess, a master of misery
E MajorE
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
A augmentedA BB
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be
E MajorE A augmentedA BB
My third degree for alarm, emergency
A augmentedA BB
The bane of our society
G#G# A#A#
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
BB
That's how I know that she's the one for me