Seven Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory chords by Foster And Allen

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.

Verse 1:

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The first lady in was the ministers daughter

 G7
She was in there an hour and a quarter

 C
She was so skinny her bum touched the water

 G7                 C
Nobody knew she was there

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.


Verse 2:

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Now the next lady in was Dear Mrs. Murray

 G7
She went in there in a terrible hurry

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By the time she got in it was too late to worry

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Nobody knew she was there...

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.


Verse 3:

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Now the next old lady was Abigail Humphrey

 G7
Who settled inside just to make herself comfy

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She tried to get up but she couldn't get her bum free

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And nobody knew she was there

NOTE: Same chords for every verse...

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.

Verse 4:

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The next old lady was old Mrs. Draper

G7
she went in couldn't find the paper

C
The only thing there was a brick layers scraper

G7                        C
And nobody knew she was there.

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.

Verse 5:

C
The next old lady was Abigail Splatter,

G7
She went there 'cause something was surely the matter.

C
When she got there, it was only her bladder,

G7                        C
And nobody knew she was there.

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.

Verse 6:

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The next old lady was Antoinette Boomer

G7
She went there to see what was wrong with her bloomers

C
And when she found out, she wished she'd come sooner

G7                        C
And nobody knew she was there.

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.

Verse 7:

C
The last lady in was old Mrs. Mason

G7
She had to go quick so she went in the basin

C
And that was the water that I washed my face in

G7                                C
'Cause I didn't know she'd been there...

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.

Verse 8:

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The janitor came in the early morning,

G7
He opened the door without any warning.

C
The seven old ladies their seats were adorning,

G7                          C
And nobody knew they were there.

Chorus:

C
Oh dear what can the matter be

G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry

C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.

G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.