Chords with lyrics
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 1:
C majorC
The first lady in was the ministers daughter
G7G7
She was in there an hour and a quarter
C majorC
She was so skinny her bum touched the water
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew she was there
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 2:
C majorC
Now the next lady in was Dear Mrs. Murray
G7G7
She went in there in a terrible hurry
C majorC
By the time she got in it was too late to worry
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew she was there...
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 3:
C majorC
Now the next old lady was Abigail Humphrey
G7G7
Who settled inside just to make herself comfy
C majorC
She tried to get up but she couldn't get her bum free
G7G7 C majorC
And nobody knew she was there
NOTE: Same chords for every verse...
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 4:
C majorC
The next old lady was old Mrs. Draper
G7G7
she went in couldn't find the paper
C majorC
The only thing there was a brick layers scraper
G7G7 C majorC
And nobody knew she was there.
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 5:
C majorC
The next old lady was Abigail Splatter,
G7G7
She went there 'cause something was surely the matter.
C majorC
When she got there, it was only her bladder,
G7G7 C majorC
And nobody knew she was there.
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 6:
C majorC
The next old lady was Antoinette Boomer
G7G7
She went there to see what was wrong with her bloomers
C majorC
And when she found out, she wished she'd come sooner
G7G7 C majorC
And nobody knew she was there.
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 7:
C majorC
The last lady in was old Mrs. Mason
G7G7
She had to go quick so she went in the basin
C majorC
And that was the water that I washed my face in
G7G7 C majorC
'Cause I didn't know she'd been there...
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
Verse 8:
C majorC
The janitor came in the early morning,
G7G7
He opened the door without any warning.
C majorC
The seven old ladies their seats were adorning,
G7G7 C majorC
And nobody knew they were there.
Chorus:
C majorC
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C majorC
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.
G7G7 C majorC
Nobody knew they were there.