Why Don't Women Like Me chords by George Formby

Why don't women like me - George Formby CAPO on 3 works for me
Tabbed by Del Bradley for guitar
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INTRO G A7 D7 G

G          Em             A7
Now I know I'm not handsome, no good looks or wealth
             D         G   Em     G
But the girls I chase say my plain face will compro-mise their health .
G         Em        A7     A
Now I know fellows worse than me bow-legged and boss-eyed
         Em      A7        D
Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side.
    G     Em    G    Em   G     A7     G
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C        G       A7       Em     D
Look at EMP'RESS Josephine, the most attractive women that EVER was seen,
G              Em             A7    D
Yet Napoleon short and fat, captivates a lovely looking dame like that
    G     Em    G    Em   G     A7     G    Em
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7    D     G
Why dont women like me?

G                 Em         A7
Last night I went out walking, my intentions were to click
              D         G
But the sights I saw whilst walking out, they nearly made me sick.
        Em        A7
I must admit I saw some girls, attractive little dears
A                A7     D7
Arm in arm with ugly men with cauliflower ears.
    G     Em    G    Em   G     A7     G
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C      G       A7          Em          D
What can the attraction be, thats the thing that always starts to wor-ry me.
  G                A7      Em            D
Al-though I havent got a bean, Ive got a lot of things that girls have ne-ver seen.
    G     Em    G    Em   G     A7     G    Em
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7    D     G
Why dont women like me?

G              Em         A7
Now I went for my holidays, down to the gay sea-side
 D      A7         Em      G
I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide
  G       Em        A7        A
The way the women jumped around the men there in the sea
A7         A        Em          D7
Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me

    G     Em    G    Em   G     A7     G
Coz if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

  C         G      A7                 D
Of all the shapes and sizes there, Ive got a chance of clicking yes I do declare
G           Em      G      Em           D
Though I don't want to be a nark, I saw a lot of things below the water-mark

    G     Em    G    Em   G     A7     G    Em
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
A7    D     G
Why dont women like me?

INSERT CRAZY SOLO HERE

G         Em    G    Em   G     A7     G
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

C        G        Em            D7
Take Lord Nelson with one limb, Lady William Hamilton she fell for him .
G          Em        G      Em      D
With one eye and one arm gone west,she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest.
    G     Em    G    Em   G     A7     G    E7
Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey!
A7    D     G  D G
Why dont women like me?