Fired chords by Ben Folds

C E7 Am7 F
C E7 Am7 F G7
C E7 Am7 F
C E7 Am7 F G7 C

C   E7          Am7    G7
  Lucretia walks into a room

C E7 Am7 F G7

C   E7            Am7      Am7/G     Fmaj7
  Because she does it's not the same
Abmaj7
room

Cmaj7 E7         Am7
  The one she wanted to be in

C E7 Am7 F        G7
         She says

C      E7         Am7    Am7/G
  Everywhere I go, damn, there I am

Fmaj7          Abmaj7          Cmaj7  Fmaj7
  And I just want to walk away

Fmaj7          Abmaj7       Cmaj7     Fmaj7
  Won't you let me walk away sometimes

Fmaj7       Abmaj7        Cmaj7  Fmaj7
  I just want to walk away

Fmaj7
Every one of you is fired

C E7 Am7 F G7 x3
C E7 Am7 F G7 C

C     E7      Am7 Fmaj7 G7
  I'm just an ordinary guy

C E7 Am7 F G7

C               Am7   Am7/G
  And all I want is to be loved

Fmaj7              Abmaj7
  Is that so wrong?

Cmaj7   E7          Am7    Fmaj7    G7
  Don't think that I don't know what you're

C E7          Am7  Fmaj7
  Saying about me

Cmaj7 E7       Am7           Am7/G
  I hear it all through these thin walls

[repeat to here]
Fmaj7             Abmaj7      Cmaj7     Fmaj7
  And I just want to walk away

Fmaj7          Abmaj7       Cmaj7     Fmaj7
  Won't you let me walk away this time

Fmaj7        Abmaj7       Cmaj7    Fmaj7
  I just want to walk away

Abmaj7
Every one of you is fired

Ebmaj7
Every one of you is oh, oh, oh, oh

Abmaj7
Every one of you is fired, yeah

Dm7    Dmaj7

Dm7/G
Woo...

C C/E Am7 F G7 x4
C E7 Am7 F G7 x2
[first time]
C E7 Am7 Am7/G [repeat]

[second time]
C E7

Abmaj7
Every one of you is fired

Ebmaj7
Every one of you is oh, oh, oh, oh

Abmaj7
Every one of you is fired

Ebmaj7
Every one of you is oh, oh, oh, oh

Fmaj7
Fired

Fmaj7  G7
  Hoo...

Cmaj7    Fmaj7

Dm9    Dm9/G
  Ah...

C E7 Am7 F G7 x2
C E7 Am7 Am7/G
Fmaj7    Abmaj7